past stuff i forgotof chasseing skeletons and phantom hearts
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What I Learned this Summer:
1. i cannot kiss and walk at the same time
2. always look before you kiss a guy you are not supposed to even be seen with. if shurch kids who share your dorm are behind you they WILL see and EVERYONE WILL KNOW and you will NEVER hear the end of it.
3. if i lived with will i would never be able to get all my clothes on
4. i DO NOT learn
5. sometimes breaking the rules is totally worth it
6. rocks as big as me do not weigh as much as rocks 1/4 their size
7. if playing with a pulley, the wieght will ALWAYS aim for your nose
8. my car gets jealous
9. jingle bells. 'nuff said
10. hickeys DO NOT go away in a couple of days. more like a couple of weeks. thank god that doctor had prolly seen alot stranger things
11. things are not usually nearly as bad as people would like you to think
12. being sick makes me grumpy
13. sincerety... is infinitely better than any amount of proofs or promises
14. heaven consists of bathrooms and a water fountain
15. big fans are good
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Things I meant to say but Forgot:
the next man who complains about their lil physical thing where the doctors have to check EVERYTHING will get an earful from me. AT LEAST YOU DUN GET A METAL TUBE AND A COTTON STICK SHOVED UP YOU BEFORE BEING GROPED!!!!! and im sorry, but lube is cold. *shudders*
I think i've decided something... yes... i will...
"They're for my migraines"
uh-huh
i love watching you...
and again and again and again...
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Colonist #120 Hadley's Hope, LV426
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I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inabiltiy to accecpt what I can not and the incapacity to tell the difference.
Join the ~antiemoarmy!
Hoffbless you child, Join ~Children-of-the-Hoff
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“Forever…is such a long time…to be alone…”
"$20.00 will get you a room, $50.00 will get you a photographer."
lol i wish i could use dA as a blog...but if i start a blog itd be like a whole .com or some stuff, cool pictures
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“Forever…is such a long time…to be alone…”
"$20.00 will get you a room, $50.00 will get you a photographer."
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“Forever…is such a long time…to be alone…”
"$20.00 will get you a room, $50.00 will get you a photographer."
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Curt: Excuse me fellows, may I raise a glass to the loveliest man in Europe.
Brian: And they tell you it's "not natural"!
Nothing makes one so vain as being told one is a sinner
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